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General => HOLY SH!@.. AWESOME! => Topic started by: Username on August 13, 2008, 11:21:39 AM

Title: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 13, 2008, 11:21:39 AM
I nominate S.A.B from AION for his 1992 hair that sometimes looks like it's on fire. Now you have to post something cooler.

(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8153/sabyr8.jpg)
(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/800/sab2ai1.jpg)

The following hair is not cool, is disqualified, and posting it will get you drawn and quartered.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/242695.jpg)

Let the games begin!
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 13, 2008, 11:46:41 AM
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/kakuunohitobito/vlcsnap-50944.png)

fuck hair
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 13, 2008, 12:41:44 PM
lol no generic vk hair :D

I nominate Riki Kinoshita of ART-SCHOOL. Sweetness bowl cut, at left in pic

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/valiantnemesis/My%20Favorite%20artists/art-school/top_main050503.jpg)
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: signal to noise on August 13, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
that dude is fuckin Otoya Kurenai from Kamen Rider.

not really. just looks like him. yeah i like Kamen Rider, deal with it.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: nekki_chibi on August 14, 2008, 12:07:17 AM
that's really brutal:
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii255/chariottsu/amesta/pv4.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii255/chariottsu/amesta/pv5.jpg)
topic-starter pic sucks as any glam copy-cat lol
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 14, 2008, 12:55:26 AM
what is Ramen Rider?
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 14, 2008, 02:26:51 AM
Quote from: nekki_chibi on August 14, 2008, 12:07:17 AM
that's really brutal:

topic-started pic sucks as any glam copy-cat lol

You need to be learned some English.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: nekki_chibi on August 14, 2008, 03:51:59 AM
Sure. I'm going back to my ESL courses.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 14, 2008, 04:35:45 AM
nekki bichi and her o share trendy tokyo gyaru marui one neo visual gey bands
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: signal to noise on August 14, 2008, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 14, 2008, 12:55:26 AM
what is Ramen Rider?
a tokusatsu show where the hero is themed after japanese noodles. obviously.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 19, 2008, 07:05:10 AM
It was a long and arduous process judging these, but it is now done.

No hair gets 2/10 for thinking outside the box. I award thee a half-full bottle of Elmer's glue which you may come and pick up from my house.

Bowlcut gets 0/10 because I hate bowlcuts. I award thee a rimjob from a hobo.

nekki_chibi is disqualified.

The eternal battle is always accepting new combatants.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 20, 2008, 06:18:40 AM
no hair wins because hair is overrated, but here's a few new challengers anyway

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/341/hairstyle9bu7.jpg)
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-05/coiffure-award.jpg)
(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Crazy%20Hair.jpg)
(http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/10/crazy_hair_2.jpg)
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_big_hair2_070605_ssh.jpg)
(http://www.ctv-online.de/ugly.jpg)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_0RfpBwy3ETc/SCDiLQClEzI/AAAAAAAACgA/jwwqgHJe_6I/chr020KWO_082664048.jpg)
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 02:31:49 AM
I said SWEETNESS bowl cut
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 21, 2008, 03:20:27 AM
Bowl cuts cannot be sweetness, ever. 0/10.

Harphead gets 2.2/10 and Soccerfro gets 4.6/10. The rest get 0/10.

New rule: Japanese musicians only. Oshare kei is not music, so it is disqualified. If you do not follow the rules, then you will be executed.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 06:42:50 AM
ITS A SWEETNESS BOWL CUT YOU FUCKING FROSTED BUTTS I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 21, 2008, 07:01:36 AM
THIS IS MY TOPIC I'LL MAKE ALL THE RULES THAT I WANT BOWLCUTS REMIND ME OF 80S TRAILER TRASH
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 07:08:21 AM
its as far from 80s trailer trash as a million photon laser cannons going for a zillion years do you have any fucking idea how far that is? its a sweetness bowl cut
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 21, 2008, 07:23:50 AM
the guy from aion looks like a martin gore fan

I dunno, japanese musicians,  in the 80s/early 90s you had a lot of these crazy spiky hairdos which sometimes were cool, and sometimes were boring and looked stupid rather than shocking.

I dunno, visual kei hairs bore me, nowdays they all look like emoes.

here's my fav hairstyle from nowdays bands

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/kakuunohitobito/5_5_02.jpg)

babylon drummer G1, he's got this kinda elvis-esque hairdo, except its long. also he wins points for posing in the most non-VK poses ever (like posing up-side down in a group picture, or climbing a wire tower during a rainy day). and he rocks,  don't say anything about his short shorts or i'll fucking kill your mother ok?

edit: lol they removed my hairy naked woman picture from the other post
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 21, 2008, 07:30:05 AM
Quote from: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 07:08:21 AM
its as far from 80s trailer trash as a million photon laser cannons going for a zillion years do you have any fucking idea how far that is? its a sweetness bowl cut

My stepmom always gave her kids bowlcuts. She was obsessed with crappy 80s hair bands, always watches crappy 80s movies, and used to own a Camaro (probably from the 80s). I was exposed to horrible 80s pop culture every time I was near any of them. The worst part was that this was the mid 90s. I now associate bowlcuts with such things.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 21, 2008, 07:40:34 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Depeche-mode-martin-gore2.jpg)
lol wut

Babylondrummer's hair isn't horrible, although the lederhosen is questionable. His hair is lacking in spikes and bright colors. 5.1/10.
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 07:50:46 AM
Ah, you have been scarred. My condolences
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 21, 2008, 08:24:02 AM
bright colors? i thought you hated oshare gey.

he's done the spiky thing too, though. and in fucking green.

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/kakuunohitobito/vlcsnap-213796.png)
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 08:49:09 AM
WE ALL LOVE OSHARE GAY
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 21, 2008, 08:54:39 AM
gaylice nine

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/LisaPitrman/pretty%20pictures/alicenine.jpg)

notice how it's actually the same guy with different hairstyles. (except 1 and 4 didn't put much effort into changing the hair, just the pose)

i'm good noticing photoshop gimmicks
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 09:28:09 AM
alice nine doesnt actually exist, its just a hologram created by japanese government for mind control
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Username on August 21, 2008, 03:24:19 PM
Alice Nine: Least visual VK band ever, but maybe that's the true meaning of oshare.

You need both bright colors and spikes.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/6531769.jpg)
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/215075.jpg)
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: Culo on August 21, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
dir en grey don't even look like rockstars, it's like a bunch of fashion models ready to appear in some Vogue magazine just  like the girls I posted in the other page.

i approve of after image
Title: Re: Coolest hair battle
Post by: nekki_chibi on August 22, 2008, 08:38:33 AM
Quote from: MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES on August 21, 2008, 09:28:09 AM
alice nine doesnt actually exist, its just a hologram created by japanese government for mind control
hologram for holoVKaust